May 2013
8 tags
hgksfjdgkjdfjkg Mum finally came to talk to me about that coming out note
and her exact words were “well I’ve kind of suspected it for a while”
which yes good job it’s only extremely ridiculously obvious
and she said it doesn’t change anything so yay
and she’s going to talk to Dad about it because he hasn’t really taken it seriously.
and then she...
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
urbancatfitters:
well i thought about doing my homework and it’s the thought that counts
Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u
xharries:
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
dicktouching:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
nattran:
why do the thumbnails to all nat’s videos look like they could be porn
same with the titles
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so I just snooped in Mum’s room to see where that note I put on her dressing table went to and it’s in her top draw. Which means yeah she definitely saw it but fucking hell acknowledge it please or at least give me an option to bring it up where you’re not watching shitty crime shows and ignoring your daughter who clearly wants to say something?!
shamusiel:
SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
