The Great Escape

I'm Becca, 17, Australian.
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May be triggering & NSFW. Guaranteed major Ellen, Portia & P!nk fangirling.
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ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

(via shes-lost-her-marbles)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

(via shes-lost-her-marbles)

I’m getting really bad Ellen feels this week argh

No, no, no! I feel like a seven and a half! I’m not going to lie and tell you when I look in the mirror there’s nothing I don’t want to fix. If they figure out how to stretch me and make me a little bit taller, then maybe I’ll get upwards of eight.

- Pink on Women’s Health, 2009 - “She knows she’s a 10, right?”
(via mybadinfluence)

(via stormsarebeautiful)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via shes-lost-her-marbles)

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via shes-lost-her-marbles)

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