actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Ellen DeGeneres Takes Paris: Inside the Comedian and Designer’s Whirlwind European Vacation

ellenlovesportia:

“We’re in Paree, baby!” says Ellen DeGeneres, exultant, “the City of Romance!” and she plants a kiss on her wife, Portia de Rossi’s, softly powdered cheek.

"Portia is as arresting as ever in black lace and the black diamonds that Ellen gifted her"

black diamonds dear god and I thought the yellow Portia was wearing was rare